I set fire To the brains Watched them burn as I Ate his face Yeah he screamed and he cried Then I got shot and died Brainnnnnnnnns Brainnnnnnnnns
ANIMES ARE FULL OF LIES →
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boys: why do girls care so much about their weight
boys: ew fat girls
boys: why do girls wear so much makeup
boys: ew that hideous beast without makeup on
And I don’t want the world to see me, because I don’t think that they’d understand. When everyrhing’s made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.
That funny moment where you do something silly... →
10knotes: and instead of being embarrassed or telling you to stop, they join in like
You've made your bed, now lie in it. I feel no...
So... Tired... Must.. Stay... Awake... o_________o
mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
thatswhatsh3said: I’m so sorry that I’m such a problem.
toocooltobehipster: camnguyenxo: How To Blow Up An Egg I don’t know what I expected
Some dude: Hello, is this Robert? I'm calling on behalf of (Politician's name I didn't catch)-
Me: Noo... noo...Rober- es no here...
Some dude: Can you put him on the phone please?
Me: Eh noo.... noo....
Then he hung up
what my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time just the fuck
bowlingforsoup: i call these letters the danger zone because if youre not careful you could hit send halfway thru the message