You’ve made your bed, now lie in it. I feel no sympathy toward you.

(Source: -everysecond, via love-tragedy)

So… Tired… Must.. Stay… Awake… o_________o
theshpaker:

she forgot my birthday



… Except for how to properly use an apostrophe.

theshpaker:

she forgot my birthday

… Except for how to properly use an apostrophe.

(via makemyownfairytales)

  • mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
  • me: i am juliet
  • me: and he is my romeo
  • mom:
  • me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops

thatswhatsh3said:

I’m so sorry that I’m such a problem.

(via subsider)

(Source: godshipsflintceschi, via subsider)

(via staringontheedgeofsafe)

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toocooltobehipster:

camnguyenxo:

How To Blow Up An Egg

I don’t know what I expected

(Source: britneys-unicorn)