jennifer fucking lawrence doesn’t think that bisexual women can have sex with men or have kids, and then referred to bisexuality as a “lesbian phase”
but she said that she likes food! shes so quirky and relatable you cant criticize her! she makes funny faces sometimes! did i mention she likes food!
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
seriously though if you get sunburnt, make up a cup of tea and pour it over your skin, it gets rid of the redness
what sam neglected to mention here was that the tea shouldnt be kettle hot
i wAS IN THE CAR FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT MACKLEMORE’S FIRST NAME, MICHAEL MACKLEMORE? JACK MACKLEMORE? BOB MACKLEMORE? RONALD MACKLEMORE? I GO HOME AND GOOGLE HIS N AME AND H IS NA ME ISNS’T EVEN FUCKING MACKLEMORE IT’S BEN HAGGERTY B E N H A G G E R T Y